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[laliandra]

Please, have a cake. 

I'm laliandra , mostly shortened to Lal. I'm prone to rambling, spontaneous singing, sarcasm and absent-mindedness. I wish I could carry the whole of XKCD round with me to sum up my life. I would kind of like to be a con woman or a Blue Peter presenter when I grow up.

I have a livejournal account that I live at, a Twitter account (now locked but feel free to add me) that I mostly use to flail at people and an AO3 account that I love.

I write fanfiction and my Master List is under the cut. I feel so accomplished, you have no idea. This is literally the most organised thing in my entire life.

Um, my feeling about friending is, essentially, YAY FRIENDS \o/

Please, do friend me, and then leave me a comment so I know who you are and so we can get to know each other. This is the place to ask any questions that you might have or say hi or point out any terrible typos or bad Americanisms or general fails I have made in my fics. Seriously, it takes a village, you're welcome to join mine.

Inception
Say I'm The Only Bee In Your Bonnet:- Arthur/Eames The One Where they meet waiting for on a train. For this prompt at the kink_meme and its super-adorable art fill.. On LJ or the AO3 
Now with a tiny comment!fic sequel and added ridiculousness.

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome:- Gen. For Arthur, war is losing. For this (awesome) prompt at the kink_meme. On LJ or the AO3

Les Petits Plaisirs d'Été:- Gen(ISH). A Dream Team kind of vacation. In which some important questions are answered, sweet treats indulged in and innocent French bystanders are made less innocent. On LJ or the AO3

Go To Your Happy Place - Desert island breaks. Being distractingly naked. Boat rides. Questionable boat rides. on LJ or the AO3


The Graveyard Book
Tipping the Balance:-  In which Bod sees the world, and sometimes Silas - even when he's not supposed to - Silas is possibly a stalker, and there is napkin throwing, offensive paperwork and an incident with ghouls. Read it on AO3 or comment on LJ

Pundit RPF
The NorthByNorthWestern Series -  Part of an AU where various politicians and pundits are students, living together in a dorm at Northwestern University.

• Soliloquising In The Rain:- What happened after Rahm taught Stephen ballet, Jon had some, er, disagreements with the soccer team and John Oliver got in the way. Read on the AO3
• The Tessellating Misfits:- A tale of love, friendship and the throwing of inanimate objects, narrated by one Anderson Hays Cooper, Esq.On LJ or the AO3
• After The Game:- It's the start of summer and Stephen has gone home early. In which Stephen glares at random objects, Jon plays football and is undeniable, and Rahm isn't fooled for a second. On LJ or the AO3.

A Million Maybes:- Jon and Stephen get drunk, watch Doctor Who, discuss parallel universes and in parallel universes they watch Doctor Who and so on...On LJ or the AO3

AI RPF

And The Sky Is Limitless:- (Currently a WIP) In which Captain Kristopher Allen loves his ship but needs a hobby and Prince Adam is unbalancing. Featuring sky pirates, political machinations, unexpected weaponry and Much Ado About Cogs. LJ Master Post

The Defamation of Count Chocula:- A Bradam ficlet. Good Morning, Good Morning, to you! On LJ

Second Person Plural:- "You know, you would be much more convincing as moral guardians if you weren't both in my bed, half naked," Katy tells them, and laughs, and Kris and Adam grin at each other. On LJ or the AO3

Havemercy
World Weary Travellers:- You've seen one, you've seen them all... Thom and Rook see the sights after the end of Havemercy. Written for the Bring The Happy Fest 2008. On the AO3 or an unedited comment on LJ

Like Home: - Royston comes back from Lapis, within Chapter 16. Sort of inspired by the exchange where Royston says "If I find you looking this tired when I return, I shall be very cross" and also the line "[Royston] find himself inspired to move me to bed" On LJ or the AO3

Wicked Gentlemen

Impact:- The thought that started with a blinding “they cannot have him” is now a plan. Set in between "Crooked Teeth" and "Liar". On LJ or the AO3
 

More About The Author :D

Due a nomadic childhood I have a weird nowhere accent that confuses people. Once upon a time I was a student of French and History and I still love to talk languages (moods! Loan words! translation loss!) and how the people of the past are not the Other but just us, then. I recommend books both personally and professionally and inhabit a tiny London flat with my tiny girlfriend and a large stuffed octopus.
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I love a lot of fandoms and a lot of things that I am not actively fanish about but would love to ramble and squee with you about!

So, yes, anything you want to know, just ask! Here are some suggestions which I have shamelessly stolen from other posts. Top Fives! Random Facts about one of my Fics (like DVD extras only ramblier)! The Inside The Actor's Studio Quiz! Or anything you like.

Comments

[mistresscurvy.livejournal.com]

HI HI I am friending you because you were delightful at MJs and also you seem fun! :D?

[laliandra.livejournal.com]

:D!

Yay, you were totally one of the people I meant to friend post-MJ but I still haven't got round to doing that. Or, er, writing up my con report *fail*

Hi! *adds back*