Working Hard For The Money
Nov. 24th, 2009 12:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
laliandraSo, I am now a working girl.
No, wait.
I am a Person with a job and a title and everything. It is European Relations Executive. Most people I know's reaction can be summed up as such
.... AHAHAHAHAHA.
Anyway, SOME people were slightly less hysterically amused and decidedly more awesome. Like![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kaiserkuchen , who drew me AN AWESOME PICTURE OF AWESOMENESS.
!!! Hi Kris hi!
And by some fluke, she drew Kris sitting on an EXACT COPY OF MY CHAIR AT WORK. Look at his adorable PLAID TROUSERS AND EXPRESSION OF SRS BNS. This means I should add Sexy Librarian Kris AU to my List of Things To Write List*, right?!
You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when!?" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.
If you like, copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out.
You guys feel free to ask for further explanation or anything you have ever wanted to know!
FIRST NAME: Lal! Well, not really. But really! I guess half of you know my real name by now, but I really love being Laliandra, it's so pretty.
AGE: 22. Mmm, symmetry.
LOCATION: In front of my laptop, my far too cold attic bedroom, my delightfully multicoloured house, my cobbled street, my city, The Frozen North, En-ger-land.
OCCUPATION: I actually have one of these now! I translate and write blurbs about perfume (it is hard to resist being passive aggressively bitchy about Paris Hilton's perfume) and put things in boxes and tell people where their stuff is (usually where it is supposed to be). I have to get up CRAZY early, and get the bus to work. But the people I work with are cool and put up with me saying things like "OMG Anderson Cooper's mother has her own perfume!" and "Oh damn, I shoulda used the subjunctive there. Want to know something cool about the subjunctive?"
PARTNER: Is a word I dislike. Unless you use it for Partner In Crime. I do have a boyfriend, who goes by the name of Nat round here, and we have been going out longer than we both like to admit. Luckily we are both really conflicted about being romantic! <s>He makes me smile</s>
KIDS: They're great! I genuinely like children and have the Gift when it comes to making babies smile. I used to be a children's party entertainer. But oh god, not for MANY years. I want to do a lot of unchild-friendly things first!
BROTHERS/SISTERS: Nope! Make sweeping only child statements AT YOUR PERIL.
PETS: Sadly not. I have had many over the years, but uni life is not for pets. Me and Sal very nearly bought a kitten last year. We really shouldn't be left alone with fluffy things...
LIST THE 3/5 BIGGEST THINGS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE:
@ My new job
@ Organising meet ups with various peoples
@ Planning going to see my Dad in South Africa and catching some sun and some Test Matches there, too.
@ My WIP/ Things to Write List**
@ Trying to get my bed mended (lame but important! It could fall apart under IN MY SLEEP)
PARENTS: My parents met at my Dad's birthday party. He was dressed as a chorister and my Mum thought he was gay (Drama student, you see). The next party was thrown my Granny (Dad's Mum) and was a tarts and vicars theme with a genuine priest and a genuine prostitute. Granny was the Madam. This should probably tell you all you need to know about my family. My Dad is tall and has distinguished grey streaks in his hair. He writes adverts for a living, or he does occasionally, mostly now he bums around South Africa. He is a great cook and a hopeless speller. He is obsessed with penguins. Both my parents had South African fathers and non SA mothers. My Mum was a bluecoat and when she was 20ish ran away to Spain to become a go-go dancer and when that didn't work out she sold her own blood to buy her ticket home. She used to leave me notes everywhere. She was madly in love with David Bowie and Stephen Fry. She worked in marketing, so I think about advertising more than is normal, I fear. She never forgave me for not growing one shoe size more so that she could steal my shoes like she stole my jackets. I stole right back, of course.
WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? Well, like C, I think I have separate groups. I have the friends I went to school with (one of whom is getting MARRIED in less than a year!). They are mostly silly, darling, spectacularly geeky boys, apart from Cat and Lil. Who are still silly, darling and geeky, but also very foxy ladies. I've known them all a long time. We have History. We mostly keep in contact by phone and Facebook these days, but I'm still glad I have them.
Then I have my uni friends. Apart from a couple of people, they have all sadly upped sticks and moved South. Apart from Nat and Elliot, and I'm keeping a careful eye on them! Anyway, most of my unii friends are marvellous, smart, funny and girls. I lived with 3 amazing ladies while at uni, and I miss them so badly! I need people to watch Strictly Come Dancing with, talk literature with, discuss our invisible friends and Gaudi and Falafel, our imaginary goldfish, with... But I'm going to see them all in London soon!
And then I have you guys! I have my fabulous spammers, I have Kaz to text me 7 times in one hour about Adam Lambert. I have the Marmfish (seriously, people, MEETUP?!). I have the lovely C to drag into fandoms with me. I have my Campfire ladies, who are so marvellous I have no words. OHTEATHREE, OKAY? I have some dear friends who I chat with through the internet and I'm happier for it.
So, OMG, that got much longer than expected! As a reward, footly bits aka footnotes.
* The List - Lessons in cookery for TDL marmfish, Something Royal-y for Havemercy peeps, Love is Not a Zero Sum Game or Venn Diagrams are fun!, A Beginners Guide to Bromancing, Sexy Librarian AU ;), More Postcards from Nowhere, More NbNW.
** - WIPs - Kradam talk food, game shows and ninja-ness for Kaz, YULETIDE, SPAU,
Snippets and explanations given freely and with love to anyone who asks. You made it this far, you deserve a reward!
No, wait.
I am a Person with a job and a title and everything. It is European Relations Executive. Most people I know's reaction can be summed up as such
.... AHAHAHAHAHA.
Anyway, SOME people were slightly less hysterically amused and decidedly more awesome. Like
kaiserkuchen , who drew me AN AWESOME PICTURE OF AWESOMENESS. !!! Hi Kris hi!
And by some fluke, she drew Kris sitting on an EXACT COPY OF MY CHAIR AT WORK. Look at his adorable PLAID TROUSERS AND EXPRESSION OF SRS BNS. This means I should add Sexy Librarian Kris AU to my List of Things To Write List*, right?!
You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when!?" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.
If you like, copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out.
You guys feel free to ask for further explanation or anything you have ever wanted to know!
FIRST NAME: Lal! Well, not really. But really! I guess half of you know my real name by now, but I really love being Laliandra, it's so pretty.
AGE: 22. Mmm, symmetry.
LOCATION: In front of my laptop, my far too cold attic bedroom, my delightfully multicoloured house, my cobbled street, my city, The Frozen North, En-ger-land.
OCCUPATION: I actually have one of these now! I translate and write blurbs about perfume (it is hard to resist being passive aggressively bitchy about Paris Hilton's perfume) and put things in boxes and tell people where their stuff is (usually where it is supposed to be). I have to get up CRAZY early, and get the bus to work. But the people I work with are cool and put up with me saying things like "OMG Anderson Cooper's mother has her own perfume!" and "Oh damn, I shoulda used the subjunctive there. Want to know something cool about the subjunctive?"
PARTNER: Is a word I dislike. Unless you use it for Partner In Crime. I do have a boyfriend, who goes by the name of Nat round here, and we have been going out longer than we both like to admit. Luckily we are both really conflicted about being romantic! <s>He makes me smile</s>
KIDS: They're great! I genuinely like children and have the Gift when it comes to making babies smile. I used to be a children's party entertainer. But oh god, not for MANY years. I want to do a lot of unchild-friendly things first!
BROTHERS/SISTERS: Nope! Make sweeping only child statements AT YOUR PERIL.
PETS: Sadly not. I have had many over the years, but uni life is not for pets. Me and Sal very nearly bought a kitten last year. We really shouldn't be left alone with fluffy things...
LIST THE 3/5 BIGGEST THINGS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE:
@ My new job
@ Organising meet ups with various peoples
@ Planning going to see my Dad in South Africa and catching some sun and some Test Matches there, too.
@ My WIP/ Things to Write List**
@ Trying to get my bed mended (lame but important! It could fall apart under IN MY SLEEP)
PARENTS: My parents met at my Dad's birthday party. He was dressed as a chorister and my Mum thought he was gay (Drama student, you see). The next party was thrown my Granny (Dad's Mum) and was a tarts and vicars theme with a genuine priest and a genuine prostitute. Granny was the Madam. This should probably tell you all you need to know about my family. My Dad is tall and has distinguished grey streaks in his hair. He writes adverts for a living, or he does occasionally, mostly now he bums around South Africa. He is a great cook and a hopeless speller. He is obsessed with penguins. Both my parents had South African fathers and non SA mothers. My Mum was a bluecoat and when she was 20ish ran away to Spain to become a go-go dancer and when that didn't work out she sold her own blood to buy her ticket home. She used to leave me notes everywhere. She was madly in love with David Bowie and Stephen Fry. She worked in marketing, so I think about advertising more than is normal, I fear. She never forgave me for not growing one shoe size more so that she could steal my shoes like she stole my jackets. I stole right back, of course.
WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? Well, like C, I think I have separate groups. I have the friends I went to school with (one of whom is getting MARRIED in less than a year!). They are mostly silly, darling, spectacularly geeky boys, apart from Cat and Lil. Who are still silly, darling and geeky, but also very foxy ladies. I've known them all a long time. We have History. We mostly keep in contact by phone and Facebook these days, but I'm still glad I have them.
Then I have my uni friends. Apart from a couple of people, they have all sadly upped sticks and moved South. Apart from Nat and Elliot, and I'm keeping a careful eye on them! Anyway, most of my unii friends are marvellous, smart, funny and girls. I lived with 3 amazing ladies while at uni, and I miss them so badly! I need people to watch Strictly Come Dancing with, talk literature with, discuss our invisible friends and Gaudi and Falafel, our imaginary goldfish, with... But I'm going to see them all in London soon!
And then I have you guys! I have my fabulous spammers, I have Kaz to text me 7 times in one hour about Adam Lambert. I have the Marmfish (seriously, people, MEETUP?!). I have the lovely C to drag into fandoms with me. I have my Campfire ladies, who are so marvellous I have no words. OHTEATHREE, OKAY? I have some dear friends who I chat with through the internet and I'm happier for it.
So, OMG, that got much longer than expected! As a reward, footly bits aka footnotes.
* The List - Lessons in cookery for TDL marmfish, Something Royal-y for Havemercy peeps, Love is Not a Zero Sum Game or Venn Diagrams are fun!, A Beginners Guide to Bromancing, Sexy Librarian AU ;), More Postcards from Nowhere, More NbNW.
** - WIPs - Kradam talk food, game shows and ninja-ness for Kaz, YULETIDE, SPAU,
Snippets and explanations given freely and with love to anyone who asks. You made it this far, you deserve a reward!
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I WAS ALL "!!!!!!" WHEN I SAW
Date: 2009-11-27 12:20 am (UTC)ONE DAY I HOPE TO ALSO HAVE AN AWESOME SPINNY ROLLY CHAIR. The one in my summer internship was so low and eensy and didn't have back support for shit :<
US ONLY CHILDREN ARE BETTER AT TALKING TO ADULTS ANYWAYSSSS, something which has actually always helped me when talking to parents of friends lolol
Heh, our parents seem to have mirrored paths, my Ma was the uni degree holder of the two, and Dad was the one who started working when he was 15/16.... which is seriously something I couldn't imagine doing myself. I'd have been working for nearly 6 years by now, wtf!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AN ~~UNDERGROUND CLUB~~ THOUGH? I have only been to one in the strictest sense of the word, ie it was actually in some basement somewhere lolol XDD Clearly the road in front of me is long if I ever want to become too cool for school like Mr. Lambert XDD
I WILL ENDEAVOR TO WRITE MY THOUGHTS DOWN IN COPENHAGEN OR SOMETHING. My friend Andy has said that whatever I write there should be called COPIOUSHAGEN NOTES lololol
:DDD
Date: 2009-11-28 12:19 am (UTC)I HAVE WRITTEN SOME MORE OF YOUR FIC. NOT SO MUCH BUT SOME!
"and then Kris said, “Kradam, the worst ninja spy team ever,” "
I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO GET AN ~EVEN BETTER CHAIR THAT IS ALL SQUISHY AND GIANT! EXCITMEMT.
THAT IS SO TRUE! WE ARE PREPARED FOR LIFE. AND DON'T MIND HAVING THE SLIGHTLY SMALLER SLICE OF STUFF...
YOUR MA SOUNDS MOST AWESOME. I MEAN, DUH, BUT STILL, IT IS COOL TO HEAR ABOUT! AND MUCH LOVE FOR YOUR DAD AND HIS CRAZY STORIES! I LOVE CRAZY STORIES! AND ALSO WORKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP, ALL CREDIT, DUDE.
I HAVE BEEN TO LOTS OF CLUBS IN BASEMENTS, BUT NOTHING REMOTELY AS COOL AS ADAM'S KINGDOM. THERE ARE SOME PRETTY COOL CLUBS IN LEEDS THOUGH :D
<3
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Date: 2009-11-29 03:05 pm (UTC)And hot damn dude, you clearly have started life in the ~executive fast lane~ OOOOH :DD
I JUST THINK IT IS SO GREAT THAT WE ALL LOVE OUR PARENTS SO MUCH ♥ ONE WOULD THINK IT IS A GIVEN, BUT APPARENTLY I USED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH SOME SERIOUSLY AGGRO PEOPLE WHUTTT. THINKING ABOUT MY DAD THE WORKHOUSE MAKES ME SOMETIMES FEEL GUILTY THAT I AM SO LAZY LOL >_>;;
ONE DAY WE WILL EXPERIENCE THE LAMBERT KINGDOM EXPERIENCE. I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE :DDb