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[laliandra]

Hey you guys!

*waves at new people* Hiheyhello I'm Lal. Lovely to see you. How have your *checks the day* Thursdays been? I spent most of mine eating icepops in the park because I'm English and suspicious of sunshine. It may disappear at any minute! FROLIC HARD.

If you want to add me on Twitter you should because sometimes things like this happen in my feed

BEST. EVER.

Also I have been having a lot of Thoughts about heist!AUs, aka the merry band of conpeople stories of my heart. I'm not sure what it says about me that I cannot get enough of Lying Liars Who Lie but whatever, any kind of AU where people are super smart and kind of criminal is pretty much guaranteed to be my favourite. 

 

So when I saw the original facebook header I was like WHERE IS MY HEIST AU, SOCIAL NETWORK FANDOM? Come on, it would be so amazing. Mark as the head of a tiny criminal gang that everyone underestimates because of their youth and sweet looking faces until they pwn everyone and leave them sobbing in the ashes of their douchy big corporations? Win.

 

Which in turn made me think of this amazing gif of handsomeness, suit porn and fingersandleaningandnggggh. Ahem.

 

 

Inception/TSN? Arthur is like, I think you should tell me more about how that terrible man broke your heart and incidentally about those privacy settings on this "Facebook" thing... (because his research showed that the best way to get to Mark is through Wardo and the best way to get to Wardo is to look smoking hot and be super into him.) Orrr "speaking pointman to pointman". Even though I'm not sure that would be the casting I'd go for but STILL.

Also (Son of Also) it's been nearly two months and I haven't told any New York stories yet. Fail. What would y'all like to hear about?
 

Alsoalso (The Realsoing) I am going to be writing Glee fic for pod_together  and I'm not sure what to write yet so if you have had any wonderful fic ideas/thoughts/prompts throw them this way. I want to write something good because my podfic partner is really awesome *is smug*

Comments

[branquignole.livejournal.com]

I love that I'm basically the STAR OF YOUR TWITTER FEED RIGHT NOW. \o/

Heist!AUs, they're the best thing ever assdhfs;glks. Especially when they involve suits and porn. And Arthur. Seriously, lal, I cannot stop staring at that gif, WHAT IS IT EVEN. "Arthur is like, I think you should tell me more about how that terrible man broke your heart and incidentally about those privacy settings on this "Facebook" thing... (because his research showed that the best way to get to Mark is through Wardo and the best way to get to Wardo is to look smoking hot and be super into him.)" This, where is it, I NEED THIS. I WANT TO READ IT NOW.

Also (haha!), I'm super capslocky about everything at the moment (in case you hadn't noticed), and I totally blame you and your SPAU BECAUSE IDK IT JUST PUTS ME IN A CAPSLOCKY MOOD ALL THE TIME AND I'M CAPSLOCKING WAY TOO MUCH. D:

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

I can't get enough of heist AUs either! Mark would be the detached genius planner, making Eduardo be the one to crawl through sewer ducts and charm people into confessing all their secrets, and at some point Wardo gets frustrated and is like "you can do the dirty work too, you know?" but Mark just looks up from his laptop's schematics and says, "but you're so good at being dirty." and Eduardo may be a hardened con, but he blushes anyway because he is also a teenage boy inside.

and then they rob casinos. y/y?

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

jhadjhga Inception/TSN thing, crying, I have this stupid wip going on that I need to get round to finishing one of these days. THAT GIF. I CANNOT STOP WATCHING IT.

And the original headerrrr oh god, like, I am fully aware and capable of differentiating between the movie and rl, but I am still stupidly fond of the rl gang. STUPID MARK ZUCKERBERG AND HIS STUPID TINY FLUFFY DOG. I also love that Eduardo is mostly in charge of "stuff" ajgsfj. THERE WAS A HEIST AU I AM SURE I DID NOT HALLUCINATE THAT, ughhh, okay, now I am doomed to scour the internet until I find that again.

ALSO SON OF ALSO. YOU ARE SO EXCELLENT.

[altogetherisi.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, JUST WHEN YOU THINK THE INTERNET DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER... IT DOES. Twitter was really epic yesterday, did you see Chris Colfer's cat drawings?

AND JESUS F CHRIST is that really the real original facebook thingy and not some fannish manip because I am boggling at it and laughing gleefully and then boggling some more. Bokmarked next to the getting towed thing. Who the hell is Andrew McGollum tho. I hereby consign him to the Billy Olson-esque "I don't really know whether that is a real name, or what you were doing there, or anything, and I don't really care" corner.

Maybe you see a potential heist in that gif, and it does sound epic, but all I'm seeing is a SPY!AU. They look so James Bond. I want them to be about to start playing high stakes poker. Really hot, really high stakes poker. Then again, I am of course rather on a conmen are awesome 8D high right now. I do love the idea of them being a team ala Hustle. The two pretty boys are trying to seduce each other! Or something. IDEK. But it would be epic.

What do you ship, glee wise? Klaine? Write Klaine! Wooooo, Klaine.

[pyrimidine.livejournal.com]

THE GIF. DEAD.

[nielrian.livejournal.com]

You.

I am the one who is smug.