Before Take 48 the girl touching up Andrew’s make up gave him a chapstick because “he looked like he needed it.” Andrew spent a couple of moments looking at it in misery. “Fuck everything, I’ve damaged myself kissing.”

Jesse leaned against the wall of the fake corridor. “Yes, your life is such a trial.” He shook his head. “No-one has ever actually been on the verge of a breakdown after kissing me before, but I suppose it was only a matter of time.”