THE CHRIS OF YOUR CONPEOPLE GANG kahfjksha ahhh Lal this is one of the nicest things someone has ever said to me :">>>

AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE MAFIA!/CRIMINAL!AUs. Every fandom needs one! Randomly, Saverin is also such a sexy-and-potentially-dangerous-sounding last name anyways... I mean, perhaps this is my own bias talking in that I mostly can't find German-sounding names threatening, but I doubt for instance you could use Mark's last name for quite the same effect XD