I can't get enough of heist AUs either! Mark would be the detached genius planner, making Eduardo be the one to crawl through sewer ducts and charm people into confessing all their secrets, and at some point Wardo gets frustrated and is like "you can do the dirty work too, you know?" but Mark just looks up from his laptop's schematics and says, "but you're so good at being dirty." and Eduardo may be a hardened con, but he blushes anyway because he is also a teenage boy inside.

and then they rob casinos. y/y?