That sounds like so much fun! But since I had a good deal of that too, I'm not all that sad that I couldn't come... still, the ukulele! ALSO YUMMY FOOD. OOOH PISTACHIO CUPCAKES. CAN I HAZ RECIPE? I've been wanting to do some baking for ages!

And I have never been asked to swap tops by a gay man. DUDE, that's totally something I want to experience! :D