I love that idea, that we all just live in one big country called Onlinia. That would be amazing. Yes, I think it is safer all round to avoid the fail :)

But they are lovely pictures and valid complaints! It's all good. Yes, the patronising thing will one day cause me to go on some sort of murderous rampage. Although when it is me and some guy friends and I start talking all knowledgeably I tend to draw a small crowd of intrigued teenage staff members.

That is amazing!