Wow that's...actually quite amusing. (Especially when you play each one line by line and realise sometimes it even rhymes. Oh ALW, you are so unoriginal.)

I have a Twitter mostly because it is the only way I ever know what one of my friends is doing (he's useless at email, texting, calling and Facebook but updates his Twitter like a crazy addicted person) and it's quite nice to know what's going on with other people. But I don't update it myself very often at all - I check it about once or twice a day but have gone through months without ever 'tweeting'.

So I totally understand your not having got an account!
LOVE!
xxx