Real little adorable penguins, that you can walk about with on the beach and see their little penguin houses!

I am extremely disheartened that there are no pictures of little penguin houses in this post. You are a dreadful tease.

ALSO OMG YOUR PRIVATE POOL IS EVEN MORE DEVASTATINGLY GORGEOUS THAN SUGGESTED. *__* And you never told me about the pancakes! Possibly because you knew I would have choked on bitter, bitter envy.

That sky, holy damn.